No, no, no, there's no mistaking it....you are truly confused.
On the contrary. I am not confused about your complete ignorance.
See? Why do you say you are a Christian?
Because I am.
You call creationism - Christian Creationism - as a fraud!
Let me clarify. /Creationist" "science", as the attempt by ignorants and charlatans to confuse faith and science and rejct scientific knowledge (such as evolution), is a fraud.
You don't even know...that you're anything BUT a Christian. You only think you are.
I'll let God be the judge on how good of a Christian I am. Not you.
And I don't know why you'd even want to imagine yourself a Christian. 
No surprise there. You barely know anything at all.
Explain your position. What do you believe?
You ask for it. Don't blame me when it makes you look (once again) like a fool.
Let's start with..
What is said in the Apostle's Creed.
That God is My Saviour
Matthew 5, 1-12, Matthew 25, 31-46 (mong other texts)
That the Bible is the Word of God
Now a bit about what I do not believe in:
that the Bible is meant to be taken literally
That the Bible is to be taken aand used as a science textbook
That the theory of evolution is anything but sound scientific knowledge
And... that you are anything but joke.
If you feel the need to embarass yourself further in response, do it quick. 50 minutes or so before I leave for... church.