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  1. Out of control Red Chinese rocket booster set to impact...somewhere...on Saturday. It only weighs like 21 metric tons....so no worries. The Commies love us all...

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    2. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      This is the first stage booster from their space station launch a few days back now. These days, small rockets can point the booster to a safe reentry...or in Elon's case...a landing. Not with our Commie friends, though. Safety is a waste of time for them...and if you know anything about the Red Chinese space program, you'll know they've dropped boosters onto their own cities without much of a care. 

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZTFgZ9zl74

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelsat_708

    3. Aristides

      Aristides

      Poetic Justice if it hits Beijing. One can only hope.

    4. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Typical of the left to wish for violence and death.

  2. Red China launches its latest space station into orbit. 

     

  3. Uncle Tim's Cabin.

    Leftist racism on display as well as promoted by the media. Unbelievable...but here we are.

  4. Apollo 11 CM Pilot Michael Collins dead at 90.

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    1. bush_cheney2004

      bush_cheney2004

      "I know that I would be a liar or a fool if I said that I have the best of the three Apollo 11 seats, but I can say with truth and equanimity that I am perfectly satisfied with the one I have."

  5. The fruits of woke on display.

  6. We promise to get Communism right this time.

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    2. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      The communist man has no god. Their god is replaced by Big Brother. That's why his face is painted so huge on the buildings because, God is huge.

    3. DogOnPorch
    4. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      There you go, chappie...

  7. The Left thinks she's wrong.

     

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    2. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      You have zero clue as to what she said...not having watched the video.

    3. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      It created exactly the emotional response it was intended to. Don't be so easily manipulated by Internet algorithms.

    4. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      You're a POS and you know it. But I don't need you showing it off. Now go away.

  8. Communist mob burns down historical society and calls to "end history". 

    "Vandals" smear a house in pigs blood and leave its severed head behind as a warning to those inside re: George Floyd...too bad it was the wrong house, eh?

  9. BLM = Buy Large Mansions

  10. If it's not broken, Biden will break it. 

     

    1. Boges
    2. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      I didn't say it...but thank you. I do think Biden is a useless twat. 

      I know you like useless twats...so he's ALL yours, my NKVD chum.

    3. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      But surely the Taliban are not warmongers, hey Boges? 

  11. A jet leaves a contrail beyond the horizon that catches the morning sun and looks like fire. So pretty. My city's conclusion?

    Aliens from Mars...of course. Only possibility.

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    2. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      I still haven't a clue what Q is...but Bubber does. He knows all about it.

      Now I see he believes in chemtrails...that figures.

    3. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      He's become totally discombubbulated.   ;)

    4. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      No clue what Q is, yet immediately after the riot he was insisting (with no evidence) the Qanon Shaman was linked to Antifa, not Q. Weird.

  12. RIP Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. 

    1. bush_cheney2004

      bush_cheney2004

      A life well lived...hope he gets the Full Monty.

  13. Second attack on the Capitol? What second attack on the Capitol?

  14. Only the best of what Central and South America have to offer is trying to crash their way across a border illegally in the middle of the night with the assistance of human trafficking gangs. Only the BEST. Gang members? Criminals? Infected? Not a single one. Not a SINGLE one...understand??? 

    Only the BEST.

    1. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      I know. I just bought some great swamp land in Florida, too.   ;)

  15. Joe is having a press conference. This is a bigger event than the Cold War ending. 

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    2. Shady

      Shady

      It’s a low bar for Dementia Joe to have to clear.  It’s also a record amount of time avoiding having one for a new president.

    3. Shady

      Shady

      Yikes!

       

    4. Right To Left

      Right To Left

      Wait! How come CNN or MSNBC didn't report on this? I am feeling sorry for the sign language translator most of all.

  16. Colorado shooter doesn't fit the narrative. This is a problem.

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    2. Shady

      Shady

      Lefties only care when white people are shooters.  Blackey can kill people every weekend in Chicago and they don’t say a word.  

    3. betsy

      betsy

      The shooter is Muslim.

    4. Boges

      Boges

      Actually Lefties care about this a lot. In regards to US gun control. 

  17. Democrats block media access to border facilities. Nothing to see here...all is well.

  18. Joe Biden refers to Kamala Harris as President Harris.

  19. Believing what the Biden administration says is a little akin to believing that guy in Eve Online that says he won't attack you with his giant Borg Cube.

    "You're perfectly safe in this part of the galaxy. I'll give you an escort, even."

    "But if I'm perfectly safe....why do I need an...never-mind."

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    2. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Trump lives in your head. 

       

    3. Argus

      Argus

      If that's the case Biden has taken up residence in yours.

    4. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Uhhhh....Biden is fucking you now. You dream of getting fucked by Trump. He's not gonna fuck you anymore, friend. It's safe to let go.

  20. No State of the Union Address. 

    The media either deny the event exists...officially...or they make excuses as to why a President doesn't have to give the address.

    But nothing negative...Hell no. Joe is perfectly normal...a perfectly normal President...who doesn't talk, take questions or make appearances. 

    This has been fact-checked...so shut-the-eff-up.

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    2. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      Everyone knows it's chocolate chip. That's been well reported.

    3. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Exactly. Very well reported.

    4. BubberMiley
  21. I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. 

    1. Cannucklehead

      Cannucklehead

      I hope they don't turn out like this guy:

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    2. Shady

      Shady

      That’s all the left does now is judge people by the colour of their skin or their genitalia.  It’s disgusting.

  22. Bad news Lefties...Trump as popular as ever @ CPAC. 

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    2. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Hey it's better than shitting on people, so pick yer poison

    3. Moonlight Graham

      Moonlight Graham

      Bad news people who hate a-holes:  Trump as popular as ever among morons.

    4. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Yep. Over 70 million deplorable bastards.

  23. Tiger Woods injured in a car crash. Jaws of life used to pry him from the wreck. 

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    2. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Not sure how you would say "it's back" then. But if it helps you people to sleep at night to think so...

    3. Boges

      Boges

      It exists. It's hosted by a Russian platform now. 

    4. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Sleep well, ye liberals...   
      ;)

  24. Joe Biden blurts out the N word at a presser...nobody bothers noticing. Ah, it's just his dementia...

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    2. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      You're stupid enough to fall for that fake story or you're just pretending you are?

      https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-biden-ad-racist-idUSKCN24N30U

    3. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Oh dear...the pro-Joe media 'fact checked' it....oh what are we to do?

    4. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      Make up an alternate reality that suits our butthurt feelings?

  25. Disney says we're racist and offensive. But, enjoy the show...btw...pay them. 

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    2. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Some people are FOR censorship under its many forms...like the above commentator. Others want to fight back against the forces that would call The Muppets offensive...like myself and Dr Soong. 

      Who will win?

       

    3. Boges

      Boges

      I'm sure Disney will always find a way to win. 

    4. DogOnPorch
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