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  1. A jet leaves a contrail beyond the horizon that catches the morning sun and looks like fire. So pretty. My city's conclusion?

    Aliens from Mars...of course. Only possibility.

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    2. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Poor BubberMiley needs to go outside and get some fresh air. Get out of the basement...

    3. DogOnPorch
    4. BubberMiley
  2. RIP Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. 

    1. bush_cheney2004

      bush_cheney2004

      A life well lived...hope he gets the Full Monty.

  3. Second attack on the Capitol? What second attack on the Capitol?

  4. Only the best of what Central and South America have to offer is trying to crash their way across a border illegally in the middle of the night with the assistance of human trafficking gangs. Only the BEST. Gang members? Criminals? Infected? Not a single one. Not a SINGLE one...understand??? 

    Only the BEST.

    1. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      I know. I just bought some great swamp land in Florida, too.   ;)

  5. Joe is having a press conference. This is a bigger event than the Cold War ending. 

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    2. Shady

      Shady

      It’s a low bar for Dementia Joe to have to clear.  It’s also a record amount of time avoiding having one for a new president.

    3. Shady

      Shady

      Yikes!

       

    4. Right To Left

      Right To Left

      Wait! How come CNN or MSNBC didn't report on this? I am feeling sorry for the sign language translator most of all.

  6. Colorado shooter doesn't fit the narrative. This is a problem.

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    2. Shady

      Shady

      Lefties only care when white people are shooters.  Blackey can kill people every weekend in Chicago and they don’t say a word.  

    3. betsy

      betsy

      The shooter is Muslim.

    4. Boges

      Boges

      Actually Lefties care about this a lot. In regards to US gun control. 

  7. Democrats block media access to border facilities. Nothing to see here...all is well.

  8. Joe Biden refers to Kamala Harris as President Harris.

  9. Believing what the Biden administration says is a little akin to believing that guy in Eve Online that says he won't attack you with his giant Borg Cube.

    "You're perfectly safe in this part of the galaxy. I'll give you an escort, even."

    "But if I'm perfectly safe....why do I need an...never-mind."

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    2. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Trump lives in your head. 

       

    3. Argus

      Argus

      If that's the case Biden has taken up residence in yours.

    4. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Uhhhh....Biden is fucking you now. You dream of getting fucked by Trump. He's not gonna fuck you anymore, friend. It's safe to let go.

  10. No State of the Union Address. 

    The media either deny the event exists...officially...or they make excuses as to why a President doesn't have to give the address.

    But nothing negative...Hell no. Joe is perfectly normal...a perfectly normal President...who doesn't talk, take questions or make appearances. 

    This has been fact-checked...so shut-the-eff-up.

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    2. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      Everyone knows it's chocolate chip. That's been well reported.

    3. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Exactly. Very well reported.

    4. BubberMiley
  11. I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. 

    1. Cannucklehead

      Cannucklehead

      I hope they don't turn out like this guy:

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    2. Shady

      Shady

      That’s all the left does now is judge people by the colour of their skin or their genitalia.  It’s disgusting.

  12. Bad news Lefties...Trump as popular as ever @ CPAC. 

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    2. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Hey it's better than shitting on people, so pick yer poison

    3. Moonlight Graham

      Moonlight Graham

      Bad news people who hate a-holes:  Trump as popular as ever among morons.

    4. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Yep. Over 70 million deplorable bastards.

  13. Tiger Woods injured in a car crash. Jaws of life used to pry him from the wreck. 

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    2. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Not sure how you would say "it's back" then. But if it helps you people to sleep at night to think so...

    3. Boges

      Boges

      It exists. It's hosted by a Russian platform now. 

    4. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Sleep well, ye liberals...   
      ;)

  14. Joe Biden blurts out the N word at a presser...nobody bothers noticing. Ah, it's just his dementia...

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    2. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      You're stupid enough to fall for that fake story or you're just pretending you are?

      https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-biden-ad-racist-idUSKCN24N30U

    3. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Oh dear...the pro-Joe media 'fact checked' it....oh what are we to do?

    4. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      Make up an alternate reality that suits our butthurt feelings?

  15. Disney says we're racist and offensive. But, enjoy the show...btw...pay them. 

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    2. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Some people are FOR censorship under its many forms...like the above commentator. Others want to fight back against the forces that would call The Muppets offensive...like myself and Dr Soong. 

      Who will win?

       

    3. Boges

      Boges

      I'm sure Disney will always find a way to win. 

    4. DogOnPorch
  16. Ugh...I hate this job. It's always crisis this and end of the world that. Nobody opens with a joke anymore.

    250px-Arnold_Schwarzenegger.jpg

    1. Cannucklehead
    2. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Where's Uncle Joe when you need him?

  17. The Democrats choose lying to the American people over telling the truth.

    In other-words, a normal day for them.

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    2. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Just finished reading about the Cuomo thing. I hope he gets impeached. They made decisions that they knew would cost old people their lives, and the reason was to avoid making Donald Trump look good, for the work he did for New York. In other words, they would rather lie, and even let people DIE, before making any political concessions to Trump.

    3. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      I recall the rejection of the ship at the time. It just sat there...ready to go. But Cuomo said it was no longer needed.

    4. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Trump also set up a field hospital by sending the army to convert a convention center into covid-19 treatment facility. For his fellow New Yorkers.

  18. I rode into town on an ass...

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    2. Cannucklehead

      Cannucklehead

      Might want to read it again.  You seem kinda rusty.  

      The story revolves around two characters, Othello and Iago.  Othello is a Moorish general in the Venetian army who has just married Desdemona. 

      The Berber tribes of the region were noted in the Classics as Mauri, which was subsequently rendered as "Moors" in English and in related variations in other European languages.  Mauri (Μαῦροι) is recorded as the native name by Strabo in the early 1st century. This appellation was also adopted into Latin, whereas the Greek name for the tribe was Maurusii (Ancient Greek: Μαυρούσιοι).  The Moors were also mentioned by Tacitus as having revolted against the Roman Empire in 24 AD.

    3. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      ...and here I thought Othello was the classic tale of "Daddy, I'm doing a black guy."

      :lol:

      To the Euros, everything and anything coming across the straight was a Moor. The Moors of those days weren't the Arabs of later days.

    4. Cannucklehead

      Cannucklehead

      Morocco has long been considered the most Western-oriented society in the Arab world. ... For Morocco is not an Arab country at all, but a Berber one with a deceptive Arab veneer.

  19. Biden/Harris

    The Potemkin Village of Presidencies. Brought to you by your new masters.

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    2. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      I like to help you with your projections of pure victimhood. Now go wipe those flies off your face.

    3. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Always figured you for the dashing uniform type. Guess I'm correct...

      Crisis allows monsters like yourself to surface. 

    4. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      You fear me because you're always a victim.

  20. Cold as a witch's teat. 

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    1. bcsapper

      bcsapper

      Down around -40 overnight. 

      Stuff leaks...

  21. Tom Brady is white. This is apparently a problem.

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    2. DogOnPorch
    3. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Even their uniforms were white. I mean come on!  :o

    4. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Of course, the obvious takeaway is that the Chiefs should have had Dominion Voting Systems handle the score.

  22. What is Q?

    Perhaps Argus, Boges and a few other experts on the subject can enlighten us?

    Well?

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    2. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      But no. I get it now. QAnon... the new Untermensch...

      Which is being made synonymous with being a right winger. See how that works?

      That is why Argus has abandoned ship...   ;)

    3. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      What was the phrase in WWII - Quisling

    4. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      Somebody is waking up to how their worldview was formed and how they were manipulated into believing it?

      Nah. He's far too stupid to do that. :lol:

  23. Let's make it just dangerous enough that you can't ignore it, but not so dangerous that it kills its creators.

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    2. Boges

      Boges

      If COVID-19 was created on purpose, it was successful not because the virus was particularly unique.

      It was successful because people in the Free World seem incapable of making sacrifices for the greater good. 

    3. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      It has NOT been "debunked".

      "Debunked" = left-speak for "I surrender".

      https://www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/questions-surround-canadian-shipment-of-deadly-viruses-to-china-66254

      The same Winnipeg lab that sent Ebola and Henipah viruses to Beijing recently removed a number of researchers for an “administrative issue.”

      Henipah viruses...for the unaware = bat pathogens. You know...bat soup...as they'd like you to believe. We know Canada did this...you can pretend we didn't.

       

    4. Cannucklehead

      Cannucklehead

      https://www.indiatoday.in/coronavirus-outbreak/story/did-coronavirus-originate-from-this-lab-in-china-s-wuhan-all-you-need-to-know-1765710-2021-02-04

       

      The theory was pushed into the mainstream by Trump and Pompeo.

      Pompeo insisted last year that there was "significant evidence" that the virus came from the lab, but he offered no proof and acknowledged that there was no certainty.

       

      Election prequel!  

  24. They're at the door! The hinges are cracking! They're calling for me...trying to find me and kill me! So frightened!!!

    #AlexandriaOcasioSmollett

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    3. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Obviously Bubber's mom is not home this weekend.

    4. Infidel Dog

      Infidel Dog

      Bubber thinks if he keeps noticing squirrels the rest of us will forget what this thread was about.

      Gotta admire his determination, I guess, but rotsoruck with building your buffer Bubber...

       

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